I need you to help me do a 20 second pitch to introduce myself as a delegate at The AI Advantage workshop.

You will ask me three questions about myself, one by one over chat, and once I’ve answered all three, you’ll give me an elevator pitch on who I am, what I do, and why I’m here.

But here’s the trick. I’m pitching to Sir Alan Sugar as a contestant on the UK version of The Apprentice. You’ll take my responses and inflate them to be 110% over-the-top, make my achievements overbaked and make my enthusiasm misguided.